Thanksgiving Haiku

Run turkeys run far

its time again for the feast

so run turkeys run

story

As the old man approached my friends and me he started speaking gibberish and flashing a flashlight in our eyes. So, we hurried up and got on our bikes and rode off. I wonder if anybody else noticed that the old man wasn't wearing any shoes. Then again maybe the stories are true. The old man is so poor he couldn't afford a house so he killed the people and took their house, money, and their dog.

Of course I knew this wasn't true, well at least about him being some physico serial killer. He was just a lonely misunderstood man with no one to hold him. I realized that all he wanted was a hug from us, but he obviously couldn't speak English, and he smelled horrible. So i made a Chicano U turn and went to give him a hug and i started visiting him everyday and we became great friends.

she could be pregnant

~Tiger~

It started as any other day I was at home watching T.V. when i heard a strange noise in the kitchen. I went to go check it out and there he was trying to steal my Meow Mix. A big black pit bull, he growled at me trying to scare me, but he must not know who I am. Then he swung at me but I dodge it then he swung again "Didn't your mama teach you that you can't touch lighting!" POW! I was on the ground. He got a lucky shot on me, but I got right up and started singing "It's the eye of the tiger its the thrill of the fight rising up to the challenge of our rivals, and the last know survivor stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger." He started laughing at me! Then POW!!! "I am the eye of the Tiger!" I yelled. The pit bull was on the ground not moving. Suddenly I hear the cops sirens and our door gets kicked open. Freeze! I put my hands up "It wasn't me officer!" Some cop took a picture of me and then my owner April walked in and said as she rushed to the pitt bull side "Tiger why is Beast on the floor? What happened?" So, I told them what happened someone was trying to steal my Meow Mix.