Beowulf!!!

The Wrath of Grendel

Grendel is a mean ugly man who was on facebook one day and read about a party going on that he wasn't invited too. So, he came up with a little plan to have fun on his own and decided to kill 30 men at the party. He had so much fun he decided to keep killing for 12 years.

The Coming of Beowulf

Beowulf found out about Grendel killing all these people. He decided that it was time to get rid of this Grendel. So Beowulf and his 15 men were on the ocean and with the help of his GPS located were all the attacks were. But some watchman was like hold on dude, what are you doing here? Beowulf says I'm here to defeat Grendel, and the watchman let him in hopping that beowulf will succeed.

The Battle With Grendel

Beowulf decided to check his myspace, and while he was on he read Grendels mood it said that he was ready for tonight feast. So, Beowulf came up with a plan to trap Grendel and kill him. So when Grendel came that night he walked into a room with soldiers sleeping. It was perfect! First Grendel killed one soldier then went for Beowulf. Beowulf grabbed his arm and it frightened Grendel then Beowulf tore Grendel arm off and Grendel ran off. So Beowulf took a picture with his new iphone and put OMG LOOK WHAT I JUST DID! Then he sent it to all his contacts to show that he had killed Grendel.

The Monsters' Lair

Beowulf has defeated Grendel and while they are celebrating Grendel's mother sneaks up on Hrothgar closest friends and kills them. Then before she leaves she takes her son arm back with her while riding her segway. The next day the king promises Beowulf even more treasure if he defeats Grendel's mother. Beowulf hops on his more advance segway and goes to a place so dark and deadly you would be too scared to step foot in. The lake as black as night that you had no idea what could be in there. This place was Grendel and his mothers home.

The Battle With Grendel' s Mother

Be0wulf went into the lake searching for Grendel's mother home for hours, but then he came upon an opening in the water to find out he was in their home. Grendel's mother is watching twilight on her big flat screen when she notices Beowulf and then the battle began. Beowulf strikes her with his sword to find out it has no effect on her. Then she swung at him to find out there was no effect on him either. He saw a big sword that was impossible for a human to pick up on their wall. Beowulf reached for it and sliced Grendel's mother head off. Many people believed Beowulf had died because it was a while till he reached the surface. When he appeared he did not appear empty handed he had Grendel's mother head with him. Beowulf returned home to become a king in his town after 50 years.

The Last Battle

While ruling Beowulf on his blackberry when he hears about a dragon that has been corrupting his kingdom. Even though he is old Beowulf is determined to stop the dragon. While battling the dragon Beowulf gets hurts and his soldiers leave him, but one stays Wiglaf to help his king.

Wiglaf destroys the dragon with Beowulf sword, but its too late for him. Beowulf is dieing and he ask that Wiglaf to take what he leaves behind, then he is gone.